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Saturday afternoon: in a blithe, baking, birthday mood, monogrammed peanut butter chocolate chip cookie sammiches were born! Saturday being my dad’s 54th birthday, Mellukah, and close to my dearest Monica’s big day, too, I was inspired to make some scrumptious sweets. It started off simply enough with Isa’s recipe from Vegan with a Vengeance for big gigantoid crunchy peanut-butter cookies, when halfway through baking I decided they’d be cuter with some carefully-placed chocolate chips. And having done that, I mused, why not just whip up some vegan chocolate buttercream & make gigantic cookie sandwiches? And then roll the sides of the cookies (where the buttercream hung out) in festive sprinklies to make it sparkle? Hell yeah that sounds like a happy birthday! Check ‘em out:

The first two batches rest sweetly by the Good Luck Cooking Witch.

Note: I have some big ol’ hands.

I couldn’t resist a close-up…

…or the fantasy of cookies for miles…

M is for cookie, for Moskowitz, for Monica, for Mel!

Detail on the sprinkle apocalypse…

These friends were as fun to make as they were to look at. Easy, too! First, follow the great recipe in Vegan with a Vengeance for the aforementioned cookies. Instead of using vanilla soymilk as Isa suggests, I tried So Delicious’ new vanilla coconut milk. (Richmond folks–Kroger has it on sale now and with a manufacturer’s coupon, so you can try a half gallon for $1.75, as I did.) Perfect substitution! Bake cookies for about 10 minutes, pull ‘em out, dot with chocolate chips (pointy side down, if I may), and bake another four minutes.

The cookies need a good amount of time to rest, so cool yer jets and whip up a frosting. I mixed 2 cups of sifted vegan powdered sugar with about, eh, 1/3-1/2 cup cocoa powder & a pinch of salt, set aside, and in a large mixing bowl creamed a couple tablespoons of room-temp eBal (earth balance). I added the sugar mixture back to the eBal bowl and used my hand-mixer to blend it along with another tablespoon of vanilla coconut milk & some vanilla extract. Note: since you’re using this as a filling, don’t let your frosting get too runny! Add liquids extremely slow & cautiously, & err on the side of stiffness.

My kitchen was blazing hot, so I had to let the cookies firm up in the fridge. Once they were ready I smeared one side with a generous amount of chocolate buttercream, mashed ‘em together, and rolled the sides in a handful of sprinkles. If you eschew AC too, pop ‘em in your fridge til you’re ready to make someone’s day!

PS. To my dad, Adjua, Benji & my little brother’s gorgeous future wife: I didn’t forget your birthdays, it’s just too hot to mail these cookies! Consider this note a baked goods IOU.

PPS. Oh, and this:

So this is a little bit of a vintage post for y’all, seeing as how I made this dish with my pal Seth about three weeks ago. It nevertheless counts as a “WAWWA” post because it is what I ate. I just didn’t eat it very recently.

First things first: you’d think a veg of eleven years would have made home-made seitan a long, long time ago. I am, in fact, more than a little self-conscious that I hadn’t. So why now? There are a couple related reasons why it took me so many moons to get my act together. I waited much longer than I ought to have on a delinquent friend who promised and promised, season after season (literally), to midwife my seitan-making. As with so many other things, he never came through. (Burn!) Eh, I’m not really holding a grudge…but I will say this. When I bought the vital wheat gluten that was eventually used to make the seitan, it was over a year in-date. When Seth and I finally made it, it was three months expired. Thank goodness it was frozen for most of its lifecycle, so it didn’t matter at all. Still. I got my B face on.

I really wanted someone to walk me through my first time, and the prospect of making seitan with someone who had so successfully, deliciously made it before was appealing. The main reason I hesitated? I am almost completely unfamiliar with a crucial step of seitan-making: kneading. Yep, despite however highly you may regard my cooking skills, I honestly don’t have much experience with recipes that require kneading. The only non-sweet bread I make requires little more than pouring a can of beer into the dry and mixing. Yet seitan simply doesn’t happen without lots and lots of good firm kneading. It’s a pretty simple process, isn’t it? But the prospect of somehow getting it wrong was weirdly dissuasive.

As it turns out, the most important ingredient in seitan is not experience, but enthusiasm. And Seth had that:

A fellow virgin seitan-maker, but with slightly more kneading experience, he vaulted at the challenge. Check out this gorgeous lump of gluten and spices he tamed:

Actually it’s kind of hideous, isn’t it? Like a couple colors of Playdough teamed up with some silly putty & moonrocks and did the meiotic mambo. That’s about what it felt like, too. But don’t let that dissuade you! Just roll it out into a log and cut, with a serrated knife if possible, into six equal pieces. Then simmer it in veg stock for quite a while:

Once it’s simmered the appropriate amount of time (check your recipe) it’ll need to cool completely. To hasten this process and get it off our minds, we put it on the front porch while we, along with Nate & Michael, watched the second half of Tron.

While the boys gabbed about object-oriented programming in the front room, Seth smashed a wine bottle and I whipped up the marinade for “Ethiopian Seitan and Peppers” from Isa’s Vegan With a Vengeance. About 25 minutes later, we feasted:

Ethiopian Seitan and Peppers goes delightfully with RuPaul’s Drag Race. Since the recipe requires a half a cup of red wine, go ahead and pour yourself a glass! As we learn from the gals in the Interior Illusions Lounge, you throw funner shade when you’re sauced.

To friends with enthusiasm. *clink*

PS. Seth has a blog, too, and it’s a good one. You should read it.

After a lovely dinner of barbequed oven-baked tofu, Nate I are settling in to watch Disney’s Alice in Wonderland in protest of the Burton abomination presently sweeping the nation. (Has anyone I know actually seen it yet? What did you think? Or, if not, why are you avoiding?)

One of my favorite scenes.

These days I drink only a handful of times a year; tonight I’m enjoying a lovely beer called Éphémère by Unibroue, a Canadian brewing company. According to their website, it “possesses a fresh apple aroma with reminiscent notes of ‘Granny Smith’ and ‘McIntosh’ a subtle flavour of green apple is complemented by delicate notes of fruit and spice topped by a rich white head.” I first tried it in October at Chicago’s vegan bike-themed restaurant, Handlebar; Nate picked up a couple more bottles at the famous Half Time party shop in Poughkeepsie, New York, over Christmas. It’s best served in a champagne flute.

If you’re a vegan who enjoys spirits, you’ll do well to check out Barnivore: your vegan beer & wine guide. It proved an invaluable resource last fall as I bought for Nate’s Hobbit-themed birthday bash. I was surprised that every specialty beer I looked up was accounted for: Gulden Draak (more at Beer Advocate), Weyerbacher (Merry Monks; Quad), Hitachino Nest Ginger Brew by Kiuchi, Trappistes Rochefort (#10, bebe), Lagunitas (Censored & IPA), Unibroue (La Fin Du Monde & Trois Pistoles), and Rogue (Rogue’s Hazelnut Brown Nectar makes me melt!). They’re not all available in Indiana; I had to pick up the Lagunitas in Michigan while visiting Jina beena.

Speaking of, check all this gorgeous bottle opener she brought back from Greece in 2007:

Thanks, Jiji. You are one classy lady.

For our sumptuous tofu dinner I used Isa’s “BBQ Pomegranate Tofu” recipe as a guide. Have you been eyeing that one in Vegan with a Vengeance but haven’t yet tried it because it calls for crazy ingredients? Well, don’t be bullied by the inclusion of pomegranate molasses–I’ve been using plain ol blackstrap & the dish always turns out fine. I also subbed a finely-chopped onion for the shallots tonight & used crunchy peanut butter instead of plain.

Don’t have Vegan with a Vengeance? Buy a copy! It’s one of the best vegan cookbooks out there for new & seasoned vegs alike. You won’t be disappointed. (And, of course, if you’re in the Richmond area you’re welcome to use my food-spattered copy.)

(PS: I typed this entire post tipsy. How obvious?)

The first several times I made the chocolate chip cookies from Isa’s Vegan With a Vengeance I was thoroughly perplexed. Despite the fact that I followed the recipe precisely–er, at least after that first disaster of guesswork & overconfidence–the dough was maddeningly crumbly! So crumbly, in fact, that I had to Hulk Smash it between my palms to get it to hold any kind of shape–and even then it was tentative at best.

My solution was to add some soymilk as a binder. But it was no solution! It sort of helped with the shaping issue…but the cookies came out so flat & chewy that they were only suitable for cookie sandwiches. (Mmmm… cookie smammiches). I got online to see what other VWAV readers had tried–and sure enough, many of them complained about the mysteriously crumbly dough. Even a friend in my vegan co-op dinner rotation, Suzanne, mentioned that she’d attempted the repair the weird recipe by adding soymilk.

Most recently I skipped the soymilk and, fingers crossed!, gingerly placed the misshapen lumps onto the cookie sheet. Guess what? They came out perfectly:

Here’s the deal. I, apparently among many, am an amateur cookie (& food science) enthusiast–and so I totally missed the fact that the VERY HIGH PROPORTION of fat (in the form of a quarter of a container of softened Earth Balance) would actually melt & meld the cookies together in the baking process, giving them a lovely shape & texture after ten minutes. Instead of exercising patience, I felt I had to “fix” the crumbly dough by adding soymilk. Don’t make the same mistake! Just Hulk SMASH your cookies & wait for the magic!

Thanks & credit go to “el-grimlock” at deviantart.com for the awesome base Hulk image.

Brunch: Mattar tofu:

It was my first attempt at Bryanna Clark Grogan’s recipe from Twenty Minutes to Dinner and it came out beautifully. Running on only a chocolate peanut-butter pillow (see below) and with something painfully stuck in my eye, I kept her honest: even making a separate pot of rice, it took less than 20 minutes to throw the whole thing together. Better still, it was one of the best iterations of the dish I’d ever had, the flavors perfectly balanced. (Only a little bit of credit goes to the superior curry blend from Frontier that I use.)

This book is especially handy because it contains recipes for traditionally dairy-based items such as ricotta cheese, cottage cheese, sour cream, cream cheese, pourable cream, melty pizza cheese, and more. If you’re a vegan or vegetarian & you’re not already familiar with Bryanna Clark Grogan, head over to her blogspot to learn more ASAP. Young, hip vegans worship Isa Chandra Moskowitz (and rightly so), but there’s no doubt that Grogan inspired even her–as a 20+ year vegan, she’s basically already successfully veganized everything. Angel Food Cake? Done. Marshmallows? No problem. Cheeses, from feta to blue? She’s figured them out. The first of her recipes I ever tried was “fresh tofu, Indian style” and it has been a favorite since college. She tests her recipes so rigorously that seemingly anything you attempt will be delicious (so long as you have the right ingredients–on rare occasion, that’s the tricky part). Highly recommended!

Now…back to that chocolate peanut butter pillow. Because we were snowed in last night, Nate & I couldn’t make it out to celebrate Earlham Animal Advocates United’s third birthday. A damn shame, too, as Jenny had prepared homemade vegan ice cream in her new maker and Suzanne wowed with red velvet cake…or was it coconut heaven? To make up for it, I finally tried out Isa’s recipe. They were surprisingly easy to make–most of the work went towards shaping the chocolate dough around the peanut butter filling. Very yummy, but two concerns: overly sweet, and only very, very soft–pillowlike!–fresh from cooling. Once stored, they became very chewy. But, really, when you’re eating a peanut butter frosting-filled chocolate cookie, neither of these issues come up.

And finally, because Richmond is in the throes of the snowpocalypse, I whisked together some snowcreme:

the raw materials

whisking

I hope you took similar advantage of the snowmageddon. Let me know!

After that last intense (for a food blog) post, I feel the urge to post some pictures of tonight’s dinner:

Doubled recipe of the Asparagus and sun-dried tomato “Frittata” from Vegan With a Vengeance, made with tofu, nutritional yeast, mustard, and many other disparate ingredients that don’t sound like they’ll taste all that good together but actually makes one swoon. One of the best recipes in the book.

Looking to do something with the Dandies Candies marshmallows I brought back from Chicago (aside from gobble them straight from the bag), I googled and discovered a recipe from a fellow VeganMoFoer p.h.d.elicious called Chocolate Confetti. Simple concept: chocolate + peanut butter + fat (eBal!) + vegan marshmallows makes a veg very, very happy. :-) I threw in peanuts and added a little salt.

Befitting an anniversary, I scooped out half a container of Turtle Mountain’s Purely Decadent Cookie Dough soy ice cream, drove a sharp piece of bark into it and covered it with organic chocolate sauce and peanuts. Yowzah. (To my credit, I didn’t eat it.)

And for those who care, a picture of our darling Ra-Ra type Unix, a veteran open-source user. Yay Ubuntu 9.10! Hoorah Karmic Koala!

Since I didn’t attempt anything awesome in the kitchen today, I’m cheating and doing Whoa Wren’s VeganMoFo2009 survey.

1. Favorite non-dairy milk?

N & I drink Kroger’s Naturally Preferred Organic Red Box Plain soymilk pretty much exclusively. It’s organic, tastes great, and costs $5.00 a gallon (regular price $2.50/half gallon). With Silk climbing as high as $3.89/half gallon in this area, it’s the most economical.

NOTE: We love soymilk so much that, upon being asked at a job interview what he’d do with two million dollars, N said he’d secure a lifetime supply of the stuff for us. (To be fair, that was the “selfish answer”; he also answered magnanimously.)

2. What are the top 3 dishes/recipes you are planning to cook?

Kale creations, bhindi masala, baked winter squash (or spaghetti squash concoctions).

3. Topping of choice for popcorn?

The master recipe is thus: stove-top-popped corn with about a tablespoon of melted earth balance drizzled over it, then tossed, then drenched in Bragg’s aminos from the spray bottle, then tossed, then tossed with white pepper, then tossed with about a third a cup of nutritional yeast. It is so good, sometimes we eat this as a meal…because just thinking about it makes us crave it unbearably…okay, I’m pretty sure that I’ll soon be typing with nutritional yeast breath.

4. Most disastrous recipe/meal failure?

Devastatingly, I recently F-ed up two desserts in one night. Sigh.

5. Favorite pickled item?

Okra! And, you know, boring old cucumbers.

6. How do you organize your recipes?

The cookbooks are on shelves under the microwave. The printed-out collection resides messily in a structurally-unsound plastic folder-type thing. I also love to tape recipes to cabinets so that I can read them easily while working.

7. Compost, trash, or garbage disposal?

Compost. Thanks to our landlords, we have a super composter.

8. If you were stranded on an island and could only bring 3 foods…what would they be (don’t worry about how you’ll cook them)?

1) Stevia, because I’m addicted to it, but since it probably doesn’t count as a food per se I’ll name three more 2) Onions 3) Mushrooms 4) Watermelon

9. Fondest food memory from your childhood?

My mom’s cabbage; my dad’s everything-in-the-cupboards vegan vegetable soups; any of the insane birthday cakes mom designed and ordered for me. She did not mess around with the cake.

10. Favorite vegan ice cream?

(guest written by N): Purely Decadent COOKIE AVALANCHE by SO DELICIOUS/Turtle Mountain

One cannot understand the Avalanche of Cookies without appreciating the taxonomy and characteristics of the manner of things one can find in such an Avalanche.

Surely, one does best when one encounters a veritable King Cookie (gendered bias intentional) in the course of Avalanche consumption. To qualify as Kingly, this nugget of wonder must be of sufficient size; say, approaching roughly half the size of a double stuffed oreo. Such a joyous event happens only about once per carton (so buy several cartons at once).

Princely cookies, thus, are chunks of delicious that are only about a quarter the size of a double stuffed oreo. These are still noble finds and a lucky consumer should enjoy three or four of them per carton.

We suggest giving your Avalanche lots of attention; excavate it carefully by digging in your spoon and flipping over big hunks to seek Kings and Princes jutting out. Then gently carve out the findings and enjoy.

Truly, you will discover that the thrill of cookie archaeology makes the Avalanche the most compelling and fabulous of all vegan ice cream delights.

–N

11. Most loved kitchen appliance?

this one bowl that is perfect for containing things made with the hand mixer. Okay, not actually an appliance, but it facilitates an appliance!

12. Spice/herb you would die without?

I use a lot of salt, thyme, tumeric, coriander and cumin.

13. Cookbook you have owned for the longest time?

I grew up with my mom’s Southern Living Annuals. Of my own, probably Vegetables from Amaranth to Zucchini by Elizabeth Schneider. I wish everyone could have a copy of this insanely expensive but gorgeous book.

14. Favorite flavor of jam/jelly?

Black raspberry from the Amish

15. Favorite vegan recipe to serve to an omni friend?

The GRIT’s vegan chicken salad (featuring GRIT yeast gravy & GRIT viniagrette)…it went over tremendously at a fourth of july get-together. Or anything smothered in GRIT gravy.

16. Seitan, tofu, or tempeh?

I love seitan (especially Isa’s recipes!!) when I can get it, but I mostly cook with TVP from dixie diner and tofu.

17. Favorite meal to cook (or time of day to cook)?

time: when I’m not hungry.

18. What is sitting on top of your refrigerator?

10 boxes of Kashi cereal (Richmond Kroger is closing ‘em out at $2 a BOX!!); two bicycle helmets; a pair of bicycle gloves; two rolls of unbleached recycled paper towels; dust bunnies

19. Name 3 items in your freezer without looking.

Uhm, not to brag, but I can name basically every item in my freezer without looking. There’s a pound of quinoa, two pounds of Bob’s Red Mill vital wheat gluten, wheat flour, six quart freezer bags of whole raspberries from Michigan, several pounds of butter beans, a bag of Recipe Beginnings peppers, lots of dried Frontier herbs, a 6-lb block of SoyBoy tofu, two loaves of banana nut bread, blueberries from Monica’s great-grandparents’ house in PA, two boxes of Boca burgers, some homemade veggie burgers, bread flour, sesame seeds, frozen peas…the list goes on. Hm, now that I think about it, it’s actually kind of embarrassing to have all that food stored up. Good thing I’ve planned November’s blogging project to be eat-from-the-cupboards!

20. What’s on your grocery list?

I went shopping yesterday and today; yield: Mori-Nu tofu, granola bars, organic olive oil, organic water-packed extra-firm tofu, cereal, soymilk, onions, garlic, sweet potatoes, pickles, veggie burgers, and mustards.

21. Favorite grocery store?

Not too many alternative choices in Richmond. I love our Co-op, but it’s currently in transition and closed. Nature’s Nook is good for hard-to-find ingredients, but not really food. Meijer has a great fresh organic section but it also uses old-fashioned open freezer cases and for that reason I routinely boycott them. Embarrasingly, Kroger is really my BFF. Cheap soymilk, tofu, a decent natural foods section and tons of good manager’s specials.

In Atlanta: Your Dekalb Farmer’s Market & the Buford Highway Farmer’s Market!

22. Name a recipe you’d love to veganize, but haven’t yet.

ANGEL FOOD CAKE. I purchased Bryanna Clark Grogan’s recipe but I haven’t taken the time to make it yet. Maybe this month…?!?!

23. Food blog you read the most (besides Isa’s because I know you check it everyday). Or maybe the top 3?

Probably Kittee’s because she encouraged me in this whole VeganMoFo thing. And Bryanna’s Vegan Feast Kitchen. To be honest, I’m still finding my way in the vegan blogging community.

24. Favorite vegan candy/chocolate?

Catbar by Endangered Species chocolates; coconut marshmallows by Sweet & Sara. Ritter Sport marzipan.

25. Most extravagant food item purchased lately?

The aforementioned 6 freezer bags of Michigan raspberries I brought back from the visit with Jiji.

26. Ingredients you are scared to work with?

xantham gum, especially after Kittee’s post about it.

THE END

In my last post I mentioned that I had helped cook for the Peace Form talk by Joy Ellison, former Earlham College turn Christian Peacemaker Teams nonviolence trainer and activist. She works alongside Palestinians in the West Bank village of at-Tuwani. Because of my involvement in a local oral history/storytelling project, I was able to borrow equipment to record Joy telling some of her stories in my own home today! As a thank you for participating in the Wayne County Girls Inc.-based What Is Your Story? project, I made her a delicious simple meal. The centerpiece: butternut squash soup, take II, creamy version.

To make this soup, I took my new food processor on its inaugural voyage! Nevermind the fact that we bought it almost a month ago and it has been sitting, neglected, since then. It’s in use now, and thank heavens, for it pureed beautifully. The soup was so thick and creamy that, upon describing it to a nonvegan friend, I had to remind her that no animal products were involved in its creation: just three beautiful garden butternut squashes slow-roasted for an hour + the power of the swank Cuisinart Prep 9. Behold!:

I used Isa’s recipe in Vegan With a Vengeance (that cookery-book stalwart) and added a maple-syrup drizzle on top. The only changes were a little more salt, a little less lime, and slightly different roasting measures.

Joy took one spoonful of it and sighed, remarking that while the soup yesterday was good, this was what she wanted in a butternut squash soup. If you’re able, check out her blog at http://inpalestine.blogspot.com to learn more about her amazing work among the people of at-Tuwani!

Too little time + not much of a taste for anything made lunch look anything but promising today. Until, that is, I happened upon an 8 oz container of Tofutti creme cheeze in our totally underused dairy drawer. Set to expire at the end of this month, I started to brainstorm…& recalled a lovely sandwich I used to eat on lunchbreaks & special occasions while working at Alon’s: “the Tuscany.” To make it, the line-cook slathers about three ounces of high-quality herbed goat cheese on either side of a ciabatta mini loaf, alternates layers of marinated roasted eggplant with sun-dried tomatoes, and tops it with fistfuls of arugula. Pretty charming, eh? So so unvegan.

My answer was an herbed creme cheeze of my own made of Tofutti and generous piches of ground garlic, organic basil, marjoram, & thyme from Frontier, a splash of Santa Cruz organic lemon juice and a little salt and white pepper. Whip this briefly with your hand mixer and then slather it on some delicious hearth-made bread (in our case, the last of Zingerman’s farm). Add some reconstituted sun-dried tomato pieces a dear friend kindly brought you back from Atlanta, where they’re available at a reasonable price, and then stuff some organic arugula on that mess. Ta-da, ta-die-for:

For dinner I made a simple take on a pad thai, based off of Isa’s recipe in Vegan with a Vengeance. As with the kale and tofu I made yesterday, the idea is basically to balance the flavor–here, you’ve got some tamarind concentrate (sweet, bitter), tamari (salty, pungent), unrefined sugar (sweet), and sambal oelek (spicy!). I sauteed the tofu with a lot of garlic, onion, and red peppers and japanese eggplant from the Saturday morning farmer’s market, see?:

And as a bonus, here’s a picture of the wickida Unixera protesting our closed-door policy:

Seriously, she just got a fleabath.

Love!

No offense to progressive cities (or obsessive vegans), but I’m pretty sure there’s a strong correlation between how yuppie a place is and how likely it is to sport a cupcake shop. Said shop may offer delicious treats, but let’s face it, it’s still an entire establishment devoted to pretty, precious desserts. Such a place does not spring up during a recession; significantly, it looks stark against the backdrop of one.

Nevertheless, I deeply enjoyed the signature vanilla vegan cupcake Jiji picked up for me at Ann Arbor’s Cupcake Station just before I skipped town. The flavor of both the cupcake and the frosting was suprisingly complex–delightfully, I could nearly taste the apple cider vinegar they used to sour the soymilk. The frosting was rich and buttery, the kind that can only happen with a generous amount of Earth Balance (hereafter, eBal).

Thank you, J___, for a delightful weekend! I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed catching up and getting to know your new home better (in all its present charms and aforementioned growing edges). You probably have the best apartment in the city.

Love, A